At a magicians convention this guy gets up on the stage in front of his peers and says" For my act I need a volunteer from the audience". A number of people put up their hands however the prettiest girl is chosen. He tells the crowd that for his act she needs to take of all her clothes...which she does. then he tells her that she needs to bend over and touch her toes. As soon as she does hell pulls down his pants and starts screwing her. The crowd looks on in stunned silence. All of a sudden someone shouts from the back" Hey thats not a trick". The guy shouts back" no, but it sure is magic".