There was a happily wed husband and wife who had sex every night, but never oral sex. The husband, who wanted to try oral sex with his wife, asked her, “Honey, can you give me oral sex tonight please? We’ve never tried it before.”. The wife, upon hearing this shed a tear out of some unknown fear, the husband, now astonished, asked her beloved why she is crying. The wife replied “I’m afraid that if I give you oral sex, you won’t respect me anymore.”, but the husband replied “No honey, I’d never do such a thing, I promise.”. Relieved, the wife agrees to give her husband oral sex. Later in the evening, the couple begin to have oral sex for the first time. But as they were enjoying their moment, the phone begins to ring, and the husband says “pick up the phone cocksucker.”